Gluttony Personified

It is utterly amazing how much I have eaten in the past two days...I feel like a starved refugee child that came across a mound of rations. I'm unnecessarily hungry and it's totally scary. I have begun to realize that if I had a normal job with normal breaks and normal stress levels, I would be abnormally obese. I also realized that if I would have stayed in NYC living with my mom, by now I would have been a tank. My mother's yellow rice with corn is to die for and her tilapia (per my email request) is amazing. Yes, I am spoiled...so what!

It's sad that I had to take a nap this afternoon in order to curb my cravings for green bean casserole and plantains...I'm definitely worse than a heroin addict. And, sadly, my sole motivation for waking up tomorrow is not Christmas gifts but our annual Christmas breakfast which will include a menu replete with Apple Pancakes, Queso Frito, Platanos, and some other yummy additions to my belly!

Lovin' being home...away from my pathetic Lean Cuisine and Healthy Choice fare!

Besos,
M

~Merry Christmas to all and to all.... a good dinner

Last Attempt

So, in my last attempts to be a bratty little sister, I have ventured into the world of blogging. I must admit that I feel like the child of a notorious mobster trying to prove that she is not like her predecessor. I mean, my sister isn't a violent gangster but she has somehow aimed to use words as one of her many "tools", kinda like she treats guys. I feel like Lisa Marie Presley might have felt that first time she went onstage to perform: "Hell, I'm not as good as my dad (no one beats Elvis) but I'm gonna rock out anyways!" It pays to have oozing confidence and that's what I am endowed with-- not to mention a huge mouth minus the standard human filter and much to say about almost everything. I may not have the number of escapades or dates as MissJaded, but damnit, I will be heard! Although I am approaching the 24th year of my life, I have not shaken the need to ruffle my big sister's feathers by doing every and any thing that will garner a reaction. So POOF! Here ya go...an early Christmas gift to her and to my millions and millions of fans...

Besos,
~M